You know you need a vacation when the seagulls at the beach steal your pretzel and you're too exhausted to do anything but stare disapprovingly ( Read more... )

Part of one of my teeth came out at lunch today. I bit into an apple, there was an unpleasant pulling sensation, and suddenly I was holding part of a tooth in my hand. There is no emoticon in the world that could properly convey my horror.

It was part of the fillings I had to get after my teeth were cracked during that incident where I was murdered ( Read more... )

We have a problem.

I'm not sure which one of you thought it would be funny to read H.P. Lovecraft to some of the inmates, but hearing an entire row of mental patients chattering about Cthulhu, R'lyeh, and the death of the world will be haunting my nightmares for a while. Be assured I will find out which of you did it.

So tired. Ironically, staying up late to finish work has made me too tired to go in. I wonder what's going on in the soap operas these days?

So, the doctors have finally finished running tests. The good news: My heart isn't going to explode.

The bad news:

-burns where the electrodes were attached.
-a broken wrist.
-it's entirely possible that the whole...memory loss issue is permanent., which means I won't be getting those days back.
-some cracks in severa of my teeth that shouldn't be there ( Read more... )

According to the doctors, it looks like I was only dead for about ten minutes. And I've been unconscious for about thirteen hours ( Read more... )

After much deliberation between myself and my colleagues, we have judged inmate #235779569, Harvey Dent, fit to be released from Arkham. He will be on one year of probation and will be required to have monthly visits with an Arkham psychiatrist, but he is otherwise deemed no threat to himself or others.

On a more personal note, after he was released ( Read more... )